Why does it seem like everyone has a friggin birthday in october man?! Ugh thats just nuts. Mom's birthday was today, my cousin's is in 8 days, my friends in 12, and a few more. :c

Man!, and I always seem to get stuck cooking the portion of the night's edible food. Beans were burned. Awful. Scary fire, AHH!

Anyway, tagged.



*Place an X by all the things you've done, or remove the X from the ones you have not, and tag your friends!*

[ ] Smoked a cigarette -What, you want me to DIE?!
[ ] Crashed a friend's car -I wish, man!
[ ] Stolen a car -I dont want anything to do with your lame clunker.
[ ] Been in love -Ha, No.
[ ] Been dumped -Er, No.
[ ] Shoplifted -I don't want to lift shops.
[ ] Been fired -WTF, MAN? DON'T SET PEOPLE ON FIRE.
[ ] Been in a fist fight -Food fight!
[x] Snuck out of your parent's house -Yeah, I went a whole 4 feet. Hardcore.
[x] Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back -Barnie the lame purple dino didn't hate me as much as I hated him. :c
[ ] Been arrested -Noway!
[ ] Gone on a blind date -I'm not blind! Ach.
[x] Lied to a friend -The cake is a lie.
[ ] Skipped school -D:
[x] Seen someone die -OMG WHYYY, DID CARL THE GOAT DIE :C
[x] Been to Canada -Moosemoosemoose.
[ ] Been to Mexico -Uh, close but no banana.
[x] Been on a plane -Snakes on a plane.
[x] Purposely set a part of yourself on fire? -Best idea ive had other than riding my bike off my roof!
[x] Eaten sushi -Fishfishy.
[x] Been skiing/water skiing -Having a couple of boards strapped to your face while you fall down a hill is the way to go.
[x] Met someone from the internet -Who am I talking to. o_O Im not talking to myself again!
[x] Been to a concert -*guitar solo* Danananana.
[x] Taken painkillers -I will murder your pain >:C
[x] Love someone or miss someone right now -I love you, me! ^_^
[x] Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by -Oh that one looked like a squirrel with a grenade. :3
[x] Made a snow angel -Don't try this in a swimsuit, kiddos. :3
[x] Had a tea party -Would you like some more tea, Mr. Carl?
[x] Flown a kite -It broke. :c
[x] Built a sand castle -Does dirt castle count? D:
[x] Gone puddle jumping -I jumped a puddle.
[x] Played dress up -OMAIGOSH I LOOK LIKE OPERA!
[x] Jumped into a pile of leaves -There were bugs and a hidden person in this pile of leaves. :c
[x] Gone sledding -Havent killed myself from this one yet! ^__^
[x] Cheated while playing a game -MARCOOO. POLOOO. >_> MARCO? *distant* polooo.
[x] Been lonely - Lonely, so very lonelyyy~, cause ive got nobodyyy~ to call my ownnn~. :3
[x] Fallen asleep at work/school -I will not hear this Madness!
[ ] Used a fake ID -My name is. Carl.
[x] Watched the sun set -Why did it take so long? D:
[x] Felt an earthquake -I have felt two different earths quake, yes. :3
[x] Slept beneath the stars -its like hiding under your bed, only there are no flocks of mutated badgers around you.
[x] Been tickled -Whats funny? WHAT IM NOT TICKLISH.
[x] Been robbed -SHE STOLE MY COOKIE OMGEEZ.
[x] Been misunderstood -The monkey will lick grass on pie.
[x] Pet a reindeer/goat/kangaroo OR jackalope -And ive licked a bus too. >_>
[x] Won a contest -Im the most annoying in the land!
[ ] Ran a red light/stop sign -Incoming missles, RUN FOR IT CARL.
[ ] Been suspended from school -No, not yet. Lols.
[ ] Been in a car crash -D: Noway.
[ ] Had braces -No, but ive had that stupid tooth ripped out for like, ever. and it still hasnt came in all the way. D:<
[x] Felt like an outcast/third person -Well I mean if there are like thirty people, duh.
[x] Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night -I never slept that night.
[x] Danced in the moonlight -Cha-cha-cha. OH NOES FELLAS THE CLOUDS CAME OUT. Time to dance inside, dang.
[ ] Liked the way you looked -Noes.
[ ] Witnessed a crime -I SAW WHATCHU DID THERE.
[x] Questioned your heart -it was like an interview.
[x] Been obsessed with post-it notes -I like to stick them om my head. omg so awesome.
[x] Squished mud through your bare toes -Woo. woo. w- OH MAH GAWSH WORM.
[x] Been lost -Lost in the enchanted forest.
[x] Been on the opposite side of the country -WHICH OPPOSITE. D:<
[x] Swam in the ocean -But! Ach you dont know how many fish have pooed in that place!
[x] Felt like dying -x_x;
[x] Cried yourself to sleep -T_T CARL. Carllll. D:
[x] Played cops and robbers -Pew pew! I'm gettin away fools!
[x] Recently colored with crayons -What? >_>
[ ] Sang karaoke -I DONT SING. NOWAI.
[x] Paid for a meal with only coins -Dollar menu, wtf? >_>
[x] Done something you told yourself you wouldn't -I will not eat that cake. No. ... FINE.
[x] Made prank phone calls -YOU KILLED MY CAT. TT__TT OMG~
[x] Laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose -Does cheese whiz count as a beverage.
[x] Caught a snowflake on your tongue -IT TASTED LIKE... Nothing really.
[x] Danced/played in the rain -Wha? *achoo!* >_>
[x] Written a letter to Santa Claus -Dear santa. you are evil, I know this. Please stop stalking little kids each year. I will eat your cookies. D:< ~Bye. P.S. GIVE ME SOME FREAKING COAL YOU FOOL.
[ ] Been kissed under the mistletoe -Why would I want to be under something that has the word, "MISTLE" in it anyway. its like they want to launch toes at you that explode.
[x] Watched the sun rise with someone you care about -Hayyy guiseee. its the middle of febuary. LETS GO SWIMMING, OUTDOORS.
[x] Blown bubbles -One hit a wasp. D: It tried to kill me. I fleed.
[ ] Made a bonfire on the beach -I dont live near the beach. D:<
[x] Crashed a party -EAT SILLYSTRING AND MY FLYING SEA CHIMPS FOOLS!
[x] Gone roller-skating -Oh sorry little kid. I didnt mean to run over your face. :3
[x] Had a wish come true -I really want some food. D: OMG YAY.
[x] Jumped off a bridge -and my roof (on my bike), a tree, a shed, a big fence, a bus, a... ect.
[ ] Been kissed by your crush -OMG, Cootiesss.



I tag, >:3 and whoever else wants to do this.

Do it! Or a goat named carl will haunt you with heards of rabid badgers under your bed as you sleep.